
So...the most famous drinking team since Pat Summerall and Tom Brookshier -- the lovely Bush twins decided to show up at the Boca Juniors game in Argentina this weekend -- HOOK 'EM HORNS!. (Mmmmmm Argentinos Beef)
I wonder what the Boca fan I ran into in a Dusseldorf cafe would think of that. I doubt it would get him to remove his club badge shoulder tat.
It's at least funny since George W. basically said before the 2006 World Cup he had no idea how popular "sawker" is worldwide. (And people say he's not intelligent.)
Since GW is blamed for just about everything, including global warming, tsumanis and hurricanes, I'll belatedly blame him for the USMNT's poor showing in Germany. The Prez decided to call Bruce and the boys before the Czech match. That explains Landon Donovan's shocking performance. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Also, he may be "slumping" but Ronaldihno is multiple World Player of the Year for a reason.
Lastly, if you're a footie fan, do yourself a favor and try to run down the highlights of Newcastle vs. Portsmouth just for David James words-defying hairstyle. I got a tip is was beyond description. And that's absolutely true. Here's the goal from the game. James did make a siiiiiick save on Emre, but the hair. Jesus. It's like he decided to emulate George Clooney from "O Brother...".
Two final thoughts: James is a Dapper Dan man and there's a reason he was part of the so-called "Spice Boys".
Adios
Labels: bad facial hair, Bush, Soccer



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