Well, that was easy.
The only question, how in the world do all those Scousers get the money to take a quick jaunts to the South of France?
Oh, right.
Drug mules.
Just like Steven Gerrard, it's always the simplest answer.
In closing, looks like Torres paid for himself today.
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Torres has paid for himself all season...he is the missing link, the perfect piece of talent to compliment Gerrard. He's shown individual brilliance all term. I want to have his babies.
As for how the Scousers afford it? Probably because they're constantly breaking into and burglarizing the players' homes. Count 'em seven (seven chipmunks twirling...) Reds have been burgled while away at matches. You'll Never Steal Alone.